Is That Steven Tyler or Huggy Bear*?

January 26, 2012

in Jacki Schklar/Funny not Slutty, Padma Lakshmi/Time-sucking reality TV, Short and perhaps funny, TV

My new column is up at one of my favorite places, Funny not Slutty, so please go check it out.  I’m going to report on the most ridiculous moments of American Idol (that is, if enough people read and do not hate the first installment).  If you watch the show, I think you’ll love the column.  And if you don’t (because you’re young and cool?), there must be some middle-aged woman in your life with which you want to find common ground.  Use me as a cheat sheet because:

I’m Watching American Idol, So You Don’t Have To

 *

Huggy Bear was a pimp/informant played by Antonio Fargas on the old Starsky and Hutch TV show .  Snoop Dogg played him in the movie.

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Moochie’s Book Report, Vol. 1

January 17, 2012

in Moochie's Book Report, Short and perhaps funny, The World According to Mooch

penguins, funny children's writing, funny picture,

Penguins:

Did you know that there was 3 tipes of penguins that could fly in this book but… they are not penguins anymore?  In this book there are 10 tipes or you mite say speeshes of penguins.  Penguins have 3 animes they are… seals killer whales and sperm whales.  If I was a pengin I would jump instead of wadel.

Moochie Glossary:

speeshes:    species

animes:      enemies

wadel:        waddle

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Guess Which One’s My Kid

January 12, 2012

in Moochie, The World According to Mooch

Yes, that's a tissue hanging out of her nose

Yes, that's a tissue in her nose. Why do you ask?

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